Damn. His name is my name too
8 0 Replyhe's literally fr fr
5 0 ReplyNow read this in John Bailey’s Epic “honest trailers” voice
5 0 ReplyI then this into ChatGPT for a hypothetical movie trailer:
Upbeat music playing]
Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where identity is everything...
[Scenes of crowded city streets, people rushing by]
Narrator (Voiceover): ...a man will embark on an extraordinary journey...
[Close-up shot of a man's face, determined expression]
Narrator (Voiceover): ...to discover the true meaning of his name...
[Flashback of a young boy learning his name, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt]
Narrator (Voiceover): ...a name that holds a secret...
[Quick shots of newspaper clippings with headlines about mysterious events]
Narrator (Voiceover): ...a name that will change everything.
[Close-up shot of a mysterious envelope with the words "Open me"]
Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt...
[Cut to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt opening the envelope]
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Confused): What's this?
[Close-up shot of a letter]
Letter (Voiceover): John, it's time to embrace your destiny...
[Montage of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt training and learning about his name's hidden power]
Narrator (Voiceover): In a world where names hold unimaginable power...
[Scenes of epic battles and John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using his name to fight]
Narrator (Voiceover): ...he will become a hero...
[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing tall, surrounded by a cheering crowd]
Narrator (Voiceover): ...unleashing a force that will shake the very foundations of existence.
[Quick shots of explosions and intense action sequences]
Narrator (Voiceover): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt...
[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt standing before a villain, ready for the final showdown]
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt (Determined): This ends now!
[Explosive climax with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt using the full potential of his name]
[Montage of people from all walks of life chanting the name "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt"]
Crowd (Chanting): John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt! John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt!
Narrator (Voiceover): His name is your name too...
[John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt triumphantly walking away as the sun sets]
Narrator (Voiceover): ...and together, we will redefine what it means to be extraordinary.
[Title fades in]
Title: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt
Tagline: His name is your name too.
[Final shot of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt looking back at the camera with a knowing smile]
[Upbeat music swells]
Narrator (Voiceover): Coming soon to theaters near you.
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