2y ago

Just a normal cake

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Shepard's Pie... You've made a variation on Shepherd's Pie.
- Shepherd's Cake, naturally.
- Cottage pie, real shepherds has lamb!
  
  "But if you're making shepherd's pie with lamb, were you being a good shepherd? I don't think so!"
  -YSAC
  
  Fair point.
- I was just thinking, it would be better if the potato “icing” was thicker and the meatloaf “cake” thinner, which is then even closer to Shepherd’s pie.
  
  And please use corn, peas, carrots, and diced bell peppers for decoration!
I bet it’s delicious but your brain is in full panic because the taste doesn’t match your expectations and your brain think it’s being poisoned.
- You kids are too young to remember the horror that was the week of green and purple ketchup. I never want to see a pile of green hotdog vomit that size, or any other size for that matter, ever again.
- This was my first, and only, experience with poi. My brain and eyes said, "chocolate pudding." My tongue reported way too much salt.
If it's good meatloaf, I would totally eat this.
- Oh and tell Barb her meatloaf is fucked!
  
  Mafuckas with guts like that, ain't off the cheeseburgers.
  Mafuckas with guts like that definitely are on the cheeseburgers, dawg.
- Cottage pie, look for a recipe you might like
This is what happens when you make cakes that look like everything: everything has to try to look like cake because it cannot look like itself anymore, because then it might be cake.
- Hmmm.. go on...
  
  My cakes are lies and my lies are handwritten on cakes... Poker night is very filling and unprofitable for me now.
- The Cake becomes reality, the cake is true. Cakes lose their value of eating and become only a value for exchange
  -Baudrillard
- Mind = caked
Should have tomato sauce frosting between two layers.
Cursed shepherd's pie
(It looks really tasty tho)
- No it doesn't it looks dry and unseasoned as fuck
This is terrible carrot cake. You know how I like it rare
Its meatloaf cake—
Ah, very nice. Carry on, as you were, post-haste
Edit: Shepherd's Pie Cake
Edit: just realized i embedded a bit of shade in that "you know how i like it [carrot cake] rare[ly if ever]
Everything is cake except cake.
- The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube tried to warn us, but we didn't listen.
  
  I’m making a note here. Huge success.
- Everything is about cake… except cake. Cake is about power.
  -Oscar Wilde
So not everything is cake, after all?
- meatloaf is a cake.
  
  OH MY GOOOD!!
- Everything BUT the cake.
  
  Finally some piece of mind
“cheese”
- American Cheese is real cheese
1 please.
This is the reason why we can't have nice things. Still, I bet this tastes good.

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