YSK that without bats we wouldn't have chocolate, tequila, or avocado toast. They pollinate and disperse seeds for over 300 species of plants!

There is no way cacao is pollinated by bats. it's flowers are minuscule and wayyyyy to delicate to be pollinated by probably even a large bee. Afaik, they are gnat pollinated or otherwise human pollinated.

I have two in my yard and there is a 0 percent chance that a bat could ever even accidentally pollinate a cacao.

Here is a link to a video I just made of a cacao flower:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFvCQ-pDkwY

I'm back: although the top ten search results say bats pollinate cacao, I can find no convincing evidence except that the "chocolate midge" is the only cacao pollinator.
But bats eat midges, is the pollen somehow making it through their tract?
Bat people where are you
- I found this
  When insect-eating bats and birds were excluded from cacao trees in Sulawesi, Indonesia, the crop yield fell by 31 percent.
- I'll post some cacao flowers when the sun comes up.
  bat pollinated flowers are almost always large and tubular. because bats are large, at least relative to insects, and even then, I don't think a bee could successfully pollinate a cacao. suns up in 1hr.
- Pls see my comment - I believe bats disperse seeds for cacao, and that's what the picture says. Although I can now also see some sites saying they pollinate it, too.
Bat people?
Input needed!
If you look at the wording on the picture - it does not say they pollinate cacao, rather that they disperse seeds for it. I think my title made it confusing, and I should have added seed dispersal...
You will find that bats are very important in cacao production regardless of how you define their contribution.
- I think the point of this sidebar is that these kind of mindvirus ideas get spread, but when you scratch beneath the surface, they are all kissing cousins referencing one another.
  This particular version doesn't explicitly state that bats pollinate cacao, but it strongly implies. Dig around some more and other referencing this do explicitly state; yet no where is it provided that all of this is basically based around one study, which was really just a correlation between bats and cacao productivity in one small area. Its an issue in science communication in general which is why this thread started, to peal back the layers of the onion a bit and dig further. You can see below for some images I took after I saw this post of cacao that I am personally growing. I also posted a link to a YT video I took showing the flowers and how its basically impossible for a bat to pollinate them (and several of the mentalfloss type sites citing the one you linked do explicitly state that). But this is how 'wrong explanations' for how things work begin. Factoids aren't facts, but fact-like-objects.

Isn’t this a bit of a misnomer? Wouldn’t whatever became the the cacao plant or other plants evolved to be pollinated by some other mechanism if bats didn’t exist?

Or, there were other plants that went extinct because the animals that pollinated them died out.
- Oh, my... I have finally found the perfect thread to comment this:
  Evolution works in mysterious ways.
- Like the avocado toast plant?
It's impossible to say. There's certainly no guarantee for a cocoa-like plant to exist, so bats not existing as (initially badly adapted) pollinators could have certainly been their death sentence, depending on how everything else played out for them.
It could have also just resulted in cocoa plants evolving very differently and ultimately not tasting like the cocoa we know today.
Bats don't pollinate cacao. it's flowers are tiny and would never survive pollination by a mammal. The headline is misleading.

Or guns! Without bat guano, gunpowder never would have been discovered, and non-guano-related source of saltpeter would likely never have been invented.

Especially relevant if you want to explain why your fantasy world never "inevitably" develops firearms - maybe bats never evolved, or maybe no one ever tried to make life-extending elixirs from bat poop and accidentally discovered bombs, as happened on our world.

So bats are the reason millennials have no houses?

Or Batman

Avocado in salmon sushi rolls avocado toast (though both are delicious). Also just avocado with soy sauce. Basically avocado with salt is amazing, is what I'm getting at.

You got my taste buds going. Yes, I am a very big fan of avocado in salmon sushi... mmmm, sushi. Did you know some bats actually eat fish? Just trying to keep it community-relevant 😅
- I had no idea. That's really interesting. There's such a broader variety of bats than people realize.
avocado with salt is amazing
I discovered this when I ate a piece of avocado and a piece of meat-lovers pizza in the same bite. 10/10 would recommend.

this could be the cover image for a sex ed textbook

"They're showing full penetration"

I'm pretty sure wasps pollinate figs..

It doesn't say they pollinate it - they spread seeds for it since they eat the fruit.
- oh yeah fair call, sry my bad.

Chocolate, tequila, and avocado toast. Now that's a party!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNeD0EWyamc

What do they have to do with the toast

They pollinate the green gold aka the avocadoes. The toast is merely a vessel for its scrumptiousness.
- I eat a lot of avocado and it's almost never on toast. They could have just left toast out of the title and I would have been less confused.
ah yes the majestic avocado toast flower

Wait, bats pollinate fruits? I had no idea!

They do! Chiropterophily is the official term for pollination of plants by bats. They mostly pollinate at night, and they can carry a lot more pollen and thus spread it farther.
- I wonder if there are any other non-insect pollinators out there...