Patchyrogan vs. Patchyjones, tonight at 8. PPV Prime Time. Cage Match!!

Because they don't have six inches of solid bone protecting their brains?

move to glasgow

Easy because the combined shine from our skulls would manifest into a cataclysm causing deathray. If you see two bald people fighting, throw a wig on one of them to save the world.

Yes I love pachys!!!!

I would pay to watch Musk and Zuck fight like this for ten minutes.

Because science are certain that the dinos would immediate KO themselves

Wording on this meme implies that there are some bald men that fight like this

Carving my awesome skater helmet to look like a Pachycephalosaurus so that I can intimidate my enemies.