Humor @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 2y ago Time to play everybody's favorite game show:
Host: "So you're married to Barbara, isn't that right Jim?"Boomer Jim: "I don't have to convince myself that that was a bad idea!"Host: "We haven't started yet" 👀
[I win a life-changing sum of money]
"Fuck now I'm on the IRS's radar and a target for grifters."
"I'll blow every penny on meth and die of a stroke after a 2 week edging marathon"
Well.. that one might not be a negative.