Gandalf the Gary
36 0 ReplyMy mental image is now a snail wizard who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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Gary? Yes, that is what they used to call me.
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Dark Gary doesn't seem to care. Light Gary however seems to be looking out for you.
23 0 ReplyDark Gary does have a bit of a honey badger vibe.
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There are two Garys inside you.
17 0 ReplyTell them to Funk off I didn't consent to this wtf
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Inside you there are two wolves, and they're both Gary
16 0 ReplyA Gary divided against himself cannot stand.
14 0 ReplyDark Gary seems to know what he is doing. My bets are on dark Gary
13 0 ReplyDark Gary hasn't spotted us yet. Light Gary has.
Or... maybe Dark Gary has spotted us and isn't letting on... fuuuuck...
5 0 ReplyDark Gary knows. You can just tell.
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Dark Gary seems to have that dog in him
12 0 ReplyUnlike light Gary, who's in the dog
5 0 ReplyHolup
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Light Gary.
Both are equally strong, but when they're gasping for their last breath, Light Gary has more friends to come save him. It is only statistically though. Something like 53/52. The difference being someone's great grandmother not thinking much of Dark Gary generel appearance.
Once again Light Gary is saved by decades old fashion advice.
10 0 ReplyA true battle of good Vs evil
9 0 ReplyOak, Gary
8 0 ReplyThe light is forever. The darkness is just for a moment.
7 0 ReplyI mean, speaking literally, it is sadly the reverse
11 0 ReplyI'm talking about light, here. Light.
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There are two sides to every Gary.
6 0 ReplyGunmetal gary rules all.
4 0 ReplyPersonally I prefer Charcoal Gary
5 0 ReplyHe's a solid guy for a cookout.
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He ain't got nothing on Pumpkin Gary.
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No matter who wins, we lose
1 0 ReplyDidn't know you could purchase humans off of amazon /j
1 0 ReplyYeah, I thought that was Wayfair...
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