What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?
What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?
If one was indistinguishable from the other: taste, scent, texture, temperature, etc. You can't tell apart the real thing from your choice, but you know 100% what you are eating.
What would you choose and why?
Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.
Definitely chocolate because poop is full of germs
Not my poop.
Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.
Easy.
Poop flavored chocolate.Chances are, it would be more healthy (unless deliberately using poop itself as an ingredient).
Wouldn't chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I'd definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.
Yeah, but you'd rather eat actual shit than bad tasting chocolate?
Chocolate flavoured shit.
If I had a choice, neither.
So I've have the cat poop coffee (Kopi Luwak) before and it was absolutely revolting, tasted nothing like coffee. So probably poop flavored chocolate is the way to go.
chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.
Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate
I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he's distracted.
Is mr-satan the king of scat 🤔