Freedom Rule

That seat looks custom made for an obese gravy seal.

'I love America so much that I want to fart on its symbolic representation every day...'

I worked with a guy that had this model chair and he broke it. Maintenance had to weld it back together and add additional supports.

That eagle's seen some shit.

With a wider backrest and no American theme it might be a cute couples chair.

Gotta have somewhere to park that dump truck