God Throws Celibate Monk Pity Wet Dream
God Throws Celibate Monk Pity Wet Dream
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THE HEAVENS—Admitting that His heavenly dictates had made the Franciscan friar suffer enough, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, reportedly threw celibate monk Roberto Nevastri a pity wet dream this week. “He’s been so good resisting temptation and respecting chastity over the past few decades t...
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