Semantics: What's the greater security threat to the Federation?

As always: be excellent to each other, serious responses welcome, but generally keep it light-hearted.

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Also, stop bringing every random person who boards the ship to the bridge!

And implement badge-entry for engineering.
Lack of circuit breakers and seatbelts.
- The way I figure, if the inertial dampers fail, everyone is gooified regardless of restraints.
  
  Where are the inertial dampeners when in battle. Seems like every battle we have some one flying across the bridge.
Similar to surveillance, but the lack of pre-emptive warnings.

"Captain there's an unauthorized shuttle launch/transport"

"Can you use the tractor beam/get a lock on them?"

"They're too far away/too much interference"

"Can we please get a warning before the thing actually happens next time ensign?"
The imagination of a tv show writer .... that is the greatest security threat to the federation

Ever see tv show writers in 24th century? There's a reason why they don't exist in their time period.
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" - some 24th century ensign...

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