Took this shit down from a power pole near my home recently.
Took this shit down from a power pole near my home recently.
Any day now 🙄. Wish they'd fuck off with all this.
"Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all of these things have taken place." -Matthew 24:34
Jesus is coming
Good for him, but I don't really want to know about it
Yeah, I don't think I'd be into that OnlyFans.
I'd feel so stupid though if I repented and then Jesus no-showed
What a sad life, I’m glad I’m up out this piece
Cut "repent be saved' off, and on the bottom of it write with a fat sharpie, "...all over my face." Now go staple that back on that power pole!!
Yep! There he is now!
If the sky daddy boy returned today he'd just get crucified again.
I think I'm having one.
I'm cumming to jesus
For Jesus to come back? Fucking right. Muther fucker has some explaining to do.
There is, of course, no reason to think he is coming back. I am not afraid of 2000 year old Mediterranean mythology, nor should anyone be. Even if I was so deluded, the mythology clearly says he'll brb within that generation and that generation died thousands of years ago.