Russia renamed its ambitious satellite program after Putin misspoke its name

This is part of the reason why you don't want to put a person with a fragile ego in charge of a major country.

That's some real "using a sharpy to correct a hurricanes path" energy Puty...

Oddly enough he is not the only person who has done this.

https://philip.greenspun.com/blog/2016/12/06/how-the-sr-71-got-its-name/

That's so stalinesque it's fucking hilarious. Gonna get a sequel to "the death of stalin" at some point if we keep getting stories like this.

Change the name or come choke on a poisonous mushroom. It's a very easy choice.

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The Sphere constellation is intended to provide broadband Internet service from middle-Earth orbit to Russia and high-resolution Earth observation satellites.

As is usual with Russian space projects, because they tend to be poorly funded, the timeline for Sphere's deployment has been delayed and its scope reduced.

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Before 2018, this satellite program was known as Ehfir (Ether), a reference to the invisible substance once thought to fill the universe and the medium through which light waves propagated.

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According to a Roscosmos press release issued at the beginning of 2022, the Sphere program was hampered by the need for "colossal government spending" on other projects, including dealing with the COVID-19 pandemic.

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Earlier this month, at the International Astronautical Congress in Azerbaijan, the new leader of Roscosmos, Yuri Borisov, referenced the Sphere constellation.

Now, he said, plans for the constellation will include the capacity to provide direct-to-cell communications, which necessarily means that some of these satellites will be very large.

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