Risa @startrek.website NegativeNull@lemm.ee @lemm.ee 2y ago You never go full Riker Title provided by: @dnzm@lemmy.ml
Why did he take the risk with fake sideburns when he could have just ... grown sideburns?https://youtu.be/MVFWJ6DxVZc
Just imagine, with all those parallel universes, there was almost definitely a Riker with an even bigger beard.
7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.
We’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice
Riker seems to fuck (up) an awful lot