The Daily Wire Is Making Its Own Snow White Movie to Counter ‘Woke’ Disney Film Starring Latina
The Daily Wire Is Making Its Own Snow White Movie to Counter ‘Woke’ Disney Film Starring Latina
The Daily Wire is now in the moviemaking business with its first full-length kids feature from Bentkey, Snow White and the Evil Queen.
Tomorrow's headline in Variety:
Ben Shapiro rumored to be in high-pitched talks to play all seven dwarfs in
anti-woke version of Snow White90 minute conservative temper tantrum.high-pitched talks
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high-pitched talks at 5000 words per minute*
FTFY
It's the high speed that lets you know he is right, and that the full-speed gish-gallop that runs over you is legitimately discourse...
They so badly want their own version of Hollywood.
The problem is that so many of their movies are bad.
Sadly this probably still won’t anger the Hispanic vote.
Well, Ben, since as an almost forty year old grown man, you seem REALLY upset at a certain recent movie for being too "woke" or whatever, let's see how well your movie does as a failed screenwriter with a failed actress.
I'm not going to start throwing tantrums or burn anything, I'm just going to laugh at you in private.
Ah yes, Snow White and the Seventh Reich, a beloved children's story about how a mirror that considered an underage girl to be hot got her roofied and then taken advantage of while sleeping by the dude with the most privilege who instead ends up celebrated for rescuing her from her laborer immigrant household.
Honestly even without any alterations to the core plot this clearly has all the hallmarks of a conservative hit on their hands.
A little Triumph of the Will cinematography and some dog whistles thrown in, and they can't help but get everyone on Parler to buy a few copies each. (Literally, as the people there are suckers waiting to be parted with their bitcoins.)
Hi ho
Hi ho
Arbeit macht frei du gehst
Being so wrong about the reception and mind shattering profits of the Barbie movie done gone made Benny Shaps a might bit parched for some of that movie moolah sizzurp in his real boy diet cola. I would actually watch this if it got pirated and entirely redubbed with Robert Evans doing all the characters voices as Ben.
With one exception. Robert needs to do the Magic Mirror in his Boston accent.
Crap, I wanna say yes, but you know he's gonna swing for the fences with the Boston accent and it might lessen the weight of the many Ben impressions. That might have to be the directors cut version.
No, you've gotta have Cody Johnston and Katy Stoll in there too!
So... a movie featuring a sleeping girl getting woken up for her happy ending is too woke?
It's more a backlash against the Disney 'remake'...in quotation marks because rather than remaking it, it just sounds like they just did their own thing completely.
Yes, she need to sleep forever, you can't cure poison with a kiss!
Let them waste the money. A spite movie is pretty funny though. Straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm
Looking at the trailer, it seems pretty obvious they're not actually making this movie. It shows a single character for about 10 seconds of footage. My guess is they're doing this strictly for the headlines.
Lmao this is just sad.
Over under on the dwarves being her happy slaves?
I thought Bob Clampett already made the right's preferred version of the story.
If you don't like make your own movie
No, not like that
Oh no, I think all of us really want them to make their own movie. I know I can't wait to see them fuck that up.
I just don’t get the joke they’re trying to make, like.. Ben in a wig doesn’t seem like a serious attempt at this, but I’m not even sure who it’s supposed to be hitting.
I’m sure Disney lawyers are having a field day.
What would they sue over...?
It's a 300-year old story and a ton of Disney movies that come out are accompanied by like 4 dollar bin clones
The Snow White story is not owned by Disney.