Ok hear me out:
Two very tall stacks of people with penises standing facing each other. Then you can use the penises like a ladder.
33 0 ReplyI'm not gonna kink shame but...
I uh... don't want someone to use my dick like a rung on a ladder.
That's a lot of weight hanging and stepping man.
Gentile with the genitals please.
But uh... you do you bud.
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Some would say that having your hands full of penis means you’re already in heaven.
15 0 ReplyThe reaper hates this one simple trick!
Immortality go brrrr
13 0 ReplyI'll build the stair out of penises!
12 0 ReplyGood thing anal masturbation exists...
10 0 ReplyAnd vaginas.... Sorry, boys. Have fun in HELL!
9 0 ReplyTrans men do exist, and sometimes they keep it.
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At least not with that attitude
9 0 ReplyUse your chin/teeth to hold onto the current bar while you grab for a higher one. Can't put the rungs farther apart without punishing people that didn't decide to be short.
Although apparently all amputees go to hell
9 0 ReplyHeaven is full of boring people anyway
8 0 ReplyMaybe, we could expect hell to be full of danger, risky, racist entertaining people 😂
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beautiful, remembers me of andrew tate's wordings that just think whenever jer..ing, "God is watching you"
8 0 Replythat makes exhibitionists hornier
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Heaven is a FISHFEST!
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Made me laugh.
6 0 ReplyHeaven can wait
5 0 ReplyBut what about my mouth?
5 0 ReplyReminds me of the ending scene of The Very Same Munchhausen, except he used a rope ladder instead.
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