Maybe he’s onto something

~~Due to multiple comments about casual gun violence, I'm going to lock this post. Chill out, guys.~~

Unlocking this post now that we've had a day to relax. Please be kind.

I would highly recommend not fucking with people. It may sound fun, you may think they deserve it. But it's not going to be equally fun when they return to throw a rock through you window.

These are not normal people. Normal people don't steal packages from strangers. You don't know what other instability they have. And you probably don't want to find out either.

It's just not worth it.

Castle doctrine moment.
Thanks for the PSA.
Then you videotape them doing it and put them on blast on social media and jailed.
Stop living in fear of bullies. You have to fight back and go to war against them in life. Nut up.
- And when is dark, and no one can be identified on the video. Then what? Congratulations on somehow "standing up to bullies". Sure showed them who's the boss with your broken window.

lazy man’s pet
lol, yeah ok. Cats generally don’t do anything for you no matter what, so cat owners have to do everything for themselves and the cat, but dog owners can train their dogs to go get the morning paper, open the fridge to get a beer, etc etc etc, where they can sit back in the recliner and watch the dog do the work. Maybe have a seat there guy.
- As a man who owns cats and dogs…
  Yeah, no.
  I never trained my cat. I got the thing and it shit in the box automatically.
  My dogs. Goodbye furniture, goodbye toys, goodbye shoes, hello giant pile of shit I’m about to step in first thing in the morning because my kid figured out how to open the lock on the overnight crate.
  They’re good now, but holy shit the work it took to get there.
  If I don’t pet my dogs they sit and cry about it. If I pet my cat when she don’t feel like it she bites me.
  I have never had to walk my cat through a blizzard so it can shit. I’ve never had to bring my cat to work with me so it doesn’t destroy my house due to separation anxiety. I’ve never had tell my cat to stop making so much noise.
  A cat is a lazy man’s pet. A cat is the perfect pet for me.
  A lazy man can’t take the time to train the dog to fetch beer and papers. Mine can sit, stay, lay down, and come. Anything more than that I just don’t have the energy to make it happen.

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Isn't that the Dogecoin CEO? 😱