If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it

This is the ultimate shower thought. Completely useless but so very true.

I dunno what comes out of your shower but I want some of it

if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike!

You have good weed.

I... uh... yes, I guess?

/c/trueshowerthoughts

Deep.

If your door was a vagina it would be better to fuck it than slap it