We have sake in japan that comes in a box like that
https://assets.st-note.com/img/1658562525856-eHMj6AixU1.jpg
It's absolute shit, but hey, it only costs 100yen
Reincarnated as a (drunk) vending machine
... is it as wrong as the nasty-ass shitcan milk; left there by some nasty ass space pirate?
(Found on Vectera, in the starter mission to go off some pirate dude.)(we won't get into the other reasons of how it might have been left there.)(Trade Authority still bought it. "yeah, we can flip that!" Ew.)It's ultra-pasteurized! It's got to be healthy, right? Right?
looks worried
Kind of reminds me of highschool; one of my friends always got strawberry milk; and like all big high schools we had maybe 10 minutes to actually eat. He sat down, scarfed the fried shit and went to slam his milk.
He started gagging with this horrific look on his face; the carton came away and this stringy looking pink snot rope came away as he was choking it back up. It was like, half-set egg whites.
Yeah. None of us got strawberry milk after that.
Get to your off-world fishing spot after dropping the kids off at space school, open your cooler, and it's full of apple juice. Uh oh.
Literally unplayable.
It's fit for zero gravity environments that way.
If only it was also fit for drinking :)
I'm playing as Coma Archer and have been thoroughly enjoying my RP with scotch and gummy worms.
