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Tony Bark @pawb.social

2w ago

Crocs has teamed up with Xbox to release a pair of shoes designed to look like Xbox controllers, buttons and all

www.videogameschronicle.com

These new officially licensed Crocs are designed to look like an Xbox controller, buttons and all | VGC

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Do you drift slightly when you walk?
- Considering that Slovakian road workers are surprised by snow during winter every winter, yes, I do drift.
- No, that's reserved for Nintendo's upcoming Crocs collaboration, the Joy-Con Crocs!
I have reached the stage where I will wear crocs. Human services helps/my feet hurt/ they are universally accepted.
But I refuse to accept they are a premium piece of footwear. They have become so insanely overpriced for what they are (in general)I have found myself buying knockoff crocs…
- Crockoffs one could say
  
  Knocs
- I don't mind Crocs myself. But I do find this to be a bit on the absurd side. XD
- I have reached the stage where I will wear crocs
  my family would institutionalize me if i said this; correctly inferring my brain had broken in some catastrophic manner
- Faux crocs are awesome and comfy!
  
  Yeah I’ve had both and can’t tell the difference. Guess it depends on where you get them.
- Crocs actually make a fantastic pair of kitchen shoes. It's not really a croc anymore since they cover all the holes but it's a really comfy pair of shoes to ride a shift out in.
- I have a real pair of Crocs, and my son has a knock off pair. The real Crocs are so much more comfortable than the knocks are, fully worth the price difference.
How about having exclusive games and actual effort in competing in the console market?
- Silence, consumer!
Sadly you need to sign in to your Microsoft account to wear them properly
Now you can safely throw something controller-like to the wall. Or punish your good-for-nothing gamer kid...
Did... Did they call them xCrocks?
Still easier to hold than a Duke. :)
- You mean like...Franz Ferdinand?
  
  Naw… like Bo and Luke.
Who's gonna be the first to flawless complete Darksouls using the Crocs controller?
Have you seen this monstrosity? This is real! It's a fucking Balenciaga crocs.
🤮
It's real? I saw some ads/page on FB about it and thought it was AI generated or some kind of jokes, WTF?!?
- It's real... Apparently, they once parented with Adidas. Microsoft really likes 'em shoes, I guess.
Holy mother of cursed controllers

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