2w ago

I do own a body weight scale.

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You think you're better than me?
- Do you have a scale?
  
  I decline comment
Mine was showing 173lbs. Now it tells me 164lbs. Not drinking so many beers and eating less sugary things was a good idea. Though, the cravings are still there.
- I actually gained like 30 lbs after I stopped drinking, turns out I was using booze as a substitute for food, oops
- Can you imagine The Walking Dead if the zombies were on a diet?
  Braiiins!!!! BRAIIIINS!!!!!
  No Carl. It's not our cheat day.
  BRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!
  No Carl! I know the cravings are hard, but you lost 5lbs. Stay strong!
  .........brains.
  I know.
It is some pun, I suppose? Can explain?
- Context: https://lemmy.world/post/38814537
  
  I don't understand that one either.
Dare: now post a photo while standing on it. The scale must be turned on.
- Belly may be in the line of sight?
I'm really enjoy this drama! I hope someone one-ups, saying he has a scale but has no gravity to use it or something.
I own one too. I've been afraid to step on it for the last 16 months, but it's there.
- Schrodinger Weight. Your either heavy nor light.
I took the sim card out of my 4G scale so I wouldn't be able to send my weight to its masters
Mine still shows 134 kilos. 🚬🚬 Lying scales.
Then own it, show it who's the boss here.

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