Some people crave the flat
Some people crave the flat
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If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you
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That's clearly not mortadella, you philistine.
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Mortadella Philistine
My name is Mortadella Philistine
There's a million meats I haven't seen
Just you wait, just you wait...
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It isn't at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that
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Leave the tubed meat paste alone!
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Bologna is just a city in Italy.
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I still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.
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Bologna = mortadella
Oscar Mayer = frankfurter
Sorry that kid was close but it's not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(
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Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.
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for flat wursters
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Don't move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.
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I'm more curious as to what bologna you eat that doesn't taste like hotdog.