welp.
welp.
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I hope I'm Ringo Star, he was always my favourite.
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By namesake, my child should be a Beatle. Not sure if this means I am or that I have to marry a beetle to genetically make that happen. The whole question feels incestuous.
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The biomass of all living ants is greater than the biomass of every living human.
As long as we don't count your mom.
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What if all my friends are beetles?
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Start a band.
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me rn
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I'd do the math to calculate the number of negative beetles you are, but I don't actually care that much
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3 + X = 1
X = -2Yeah that took me a bit to come up with, and it feels wrong for some reason, but I can't place it and it seems to check out.
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Them for every 4 friends, 3 are fake beetles
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One of of every four mammal species are bats.
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Gregor Samsa time whoop whoop
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Have you awoken one morning from unsettling dreams and found yourself changed into a monstrous vermin in your bed? Then this tweet is for you.
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Welcome to the wonderful world of statistics, shit can look pretty fucky sometimes
Edit: Basically this is a question of distribution in regards to statistics. Ie: statistically speaking you're almost completely hydrogen because our universe is almost completely hydrogen.
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Knowing my luck I'd be the Stuart Sutcliffe or Pete Best.
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Three friends???
Friends???
I have a tamagotchi, my gf and my dog!