How should I go about getting kicked out of a convent?
How should I go about getting kicked out of a convent?
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Try to convince the nuns to smoke weed
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Epoxy a giant dildo to the big Jesus that hangs from the cross
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Jesus is already supremely hung.
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And a bottom, since he gets nailed all the time.
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Start hitting on all the other nuns.
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Kicked out or elected mother superior.
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"You see the funny man who's been nailed to a tree? I don't even swing that way, but I'd do him."
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If just leaving voluntarily isn't your style, and you need to make a splash I recommend sin - give everyone e, a dance music party cum orgy with an only fans channel.
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Demand to be elevated to the priesthood, works every time.
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Do you just want to get kicked out, or are you looking to make an appearance on the evening news?
I don't see why one should preclude the other
Not at all, the former is just the baseline goal. To provide good feedback I need to know whether there are other goals to be attained as well. Someone fainting? An arrest? Building condemnation? A statement from the Pope?