Microsoft Risks the Ire of the Anti-Woke, Won't Build a Jerk-Off Machine
Microsoft Risks the Ire of the Anti-Woke, Won't Build a Jerk-Off Machine
Microsoft Risks the Ire of the Anti-Woke, Won't Build a Jerk-Off Machine

Microsoft Risks the Ire of the Anti-Woke, Won't Build a Jerk-Off Machine
Microsoft Risks the Ire of the Anti-Woke, Won't Build a Jerk-Off Machine

They should build a synthetic incubus/succubus to go around at night and jerk off men and inseminate women to increase the birthrate.
People can opt out by posting robot.exe on the doorway.
Thanks for the thought, Satan, but I think that consensus is that natural incubi and succubi are the way to go.
Just one?