An Accident I Swear
An Accident I Swear
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The worst part is, if the sign only said the instant death part, it would be a worse deterrent. Like, despite how funny it is to also have a fine, it's a much more useful sign like this.
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LOW LOW SUICIDE SPECIAL!
TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH
ONLY
$350$200 TODAY THRU FRIDAY!!! -
Your debts will be paid.
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Yes, Saint Peter, I have to go back to pay a fine. -said no one ever
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Fate: electrocuted. Criminal findings: vandalism, littering. Estate fined $200.
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Sounds like a suicide booth with less steps.