OLAY!

Steven Miller is a sexual matador: in the arena but not the bull.

I'm ootl. Why are there so many memes about stephen miller's wife?

A few weeks ago, his wife made some unprompted comments about him being a "sexual matador" in an interview. Concurrently, there are rumours that he's been literally cuckcolded by Elon musk in a consensual context.
So these memes are just riffing off these two pieces of news.
- Ah, so he avoids her in every way possible while shoving swords into her like a pincushion? Interesting.
I’m starting to realize that some people will literally upvote anything even if the don’t understand it at all.

What did I miss in the news? Why would anyone lust for that weird looking dude?

I think the implication is that it's part of her tradwife contract that she rave about Stephen Miller's sexual prowess.
I'm not one to kink shame, but Stephen Miller is shameful before the kink.

Stephen Miller looks more like he'd be a power bottom if anything.

Stephen Miller's favorite condiment:

That's not Stephen Miller: this guy is flamboyant and he has balls - not to mention, hair.

Didn't she leave him to be one of musks baby mama's?

Label the bull as Elon and the wife as the red cape and you'll have a perfect meme...

But then you couldn't put in shitposting

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The ouroboros of bad pronunciation the headline implies is throwing me for a massive loop.

I mean, you carry on with your American politics things, I just saw this on my feed and had an existential crisis.

I bet you hated The Highlander
- Ah yes, the movie where they cast a French person as Scottish, a Scottish person as Spanish, and an American as a Russian.
- You'd be surprised. Spanish countries often dub movies, particularly back then.
  But if you want to know what it felt like later in life I can help.
pronutiation?
Glass houses.
- I mean... no, mine's a typo (fixed now, thanks for the poke), the other one is a deliberate spelling for comedic effect that accidentally uncovers an endless loop of abject multilingual terror.
  This is a Gus Frink meme type of situation.
  He also, incidentally, couldn't speak Spanish for shit. That whole show was a nightmare. "Los Pollos Hermanos" as a phrase haunts me. I genuinely, and I'm not joking about this, sometimes find myself having intrusive thoughts about it after all this time.