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Stamets @lemmy.dbzer0.com

2w ago

Best part of waking up

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What are the microphones for
- Those are pretty clearly professional grade Wiimotes, duh
- Duo karaoke obviously.
  
  Gotta have one for Vic Fontaine
- Oh darling
Wow, I can't believe you would just leave that out in the open where anyone could see the Ferengi head you practice Oo-mox on
- Hey, don't kinkshame me. Especially during Locktober of all months
  
  I spat out my coffee.
How many hours a day do they let you out?
I think your ratio of La Croix to Diet Coke may be inverted.
You poor thing. Your back must hurt a lot to have two massagers.
Why would you post this without a NSFW tag? Now I can't finish my lunch because I'm thinking about LaCroix.
“No babe, I like it when DaiMon Bok watches.”
I love my wireless one, the silicone head is so much more comfy than the rough head of the wired one. That, and when I use the wired one, I have to bust out my router power control dial to get more settings than “not high enough” and “okay that’s a lot to jump right into”
Mines a ferangi head bong

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