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Thanks mate. Best shitpost.

It's called the Bristol Scale and it's real

Advertisements are not shitposts. This is an ad for Bulletproof Brain Octane oil

"Leaky gut" is food woo bullshit.

You mean the chart which tells you to try "green banana flour" and "raw potato starch" might be sus?

I don't want to mentally associate sausage and poop please.

How about corn brownies?
Too bad, now every time you poop you poop sausage dicks.
- Well when you put it that way it just sounds like a good time.
Associate it with shitty hot dogs like bar s

OP delivers!

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They also got an 8 and a 9, they just don't make the chart

Since the current chart goes from solid to liquid, would the extended chart include gas and plasma?
- 8 is liquid and runny compared to 7. 9 is so liquid it's indistinguishable from water except it's comin out yer butt

Is there a situation that is not a problem? 💩

Yeah, 3 and 4 are completely fine. Hence the problem being "none" in both cases.
- Oops

My metabolism is funky. If I lump around all day I'm usually at the low end of this scale, but start doing some cardio and I leap into the ideal zone.

Case in point, last week I was traveling so I got no real walking or biking in for a full week. First day back I get a good walk and bike ride in and immediately back to the good zone. No transition just an immediate leap back to where I should be

On the upside my metabolism will automatically reduce to asking for a less than normal adult amount of calories when not exercising then start demanding a normal amount of calories once any exercise enters my routine, so I am constantly very skinny no matter what I eat

If you're trying to solve your poop problem with Brain Octane, your head is up your ass.

tf even is that shit? I saw it and just ignored it as random bs where the rest seems valid, but several people mentioned it.

Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs

Used to be a 6 or 7, 5 at my best days. Then I stopped drinking and improved my diet and now it's all 3s and 4s, baby! 💪😎

First of all, how dare you post a shit post in shitposts.

Secondly, I can hire a poop guide? To hold my hand & show me all the sights? Brb.

What are you paying, and is it my or your poop we're touring?

If any form of your shit regularly includes blood, also maybe consult your doctor. Might be just hemorrhoids, especially if it's bright red blood, but even those can be treated.

The answer is always to slowly up your fiber intake. Don't care where on there you are more kale