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ickplant @lemmy.world

1mo ago

Therapeutic Aragorn

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But when I looked behind, I only saw one set of footprints.
- That's because I was carrying my unemployed boss
  
  Because he fainted when he lost one ring of his jewelry collection 🙄
  
  ~~IF YOU MAKE ME TAKE ONE MORE STEP FRODO BAGGINS, I'LL BE THE FARTHEST AWAY FROM HOME I'VE EVER BEEN~~
  DAMMIT
So, are we calling Aragorn's father-in-law a liar?
(I know Aragorn only counts as a measly 99.9% as man in this instance)
- We'll discuss Elrond's muscle mommy fixation at a later time.
Aragorn needed help saving the world, I need help getting out of bed :/
- We dont get to choose our battles, yet we can choose our allies nonetheless
Somethings are awkward alone.

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