Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Not a newt @piefed.ca 3d ago The drill is by far the most boring invention ... not nearly as groundbreaking as the shovel!
Oh I love this and had to expand on it. Here’s what I’ve ended up with.What’s the most boring invention? The drillWhat’s the most ground-breaking invention? The shovelWhat invention sucks the most? The vacuumWhat’s the most pointless invention? The wheelWhat’s the most empowering invention? The generator
The problem with drill jokes is they’re always full of holes! Tool puns are a bit too far, they never measure up.
Drills are used to break a lot of ground, though, e.g. oil drilling. Maybe hammer works better? And compare it to the pickaxe?
Oh I love this and had to expand on it. Here’s what I’ve ended up with.
What’s the most boring invention? The drill
What’s the most ground-breaking invention? The shovel
What invention sucks the most? The vacuum
What’s the most pointless invention? The wheel
What’s the most empowering invention? The generator
The whiteboard is the most remarkable invention though.
The net is quite captivating.