A sausage is meat in an intestinal casing so when you have anal sex with someone you turn them into a you sausage.
A sausage is meat in an intestinal casing so when you have anal sex with someone you turn them into a you sausage.
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You know it would have cost you nothing to post this right?
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it indeed costed them nothing to post this
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This is vital lore on how and why Satan has those maggoty cumfarts.
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Aww, it's like How I Met Your Mother, Lemmy edition.
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My first thought to OP was "please stop talking" - I really didn't need to read this before bed
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To not post this?
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A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.
If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that's not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.
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This serves a wonderful mental image for me to discuss with my psychiatrist.
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To be fair, it’s normally bigger going in than it is coming out.
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Not mine. You wouldn't believe how small I get when I get in there.
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I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.
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If you kiss someone you make a continuous tunnel from your anus to theirs
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You turn them into the casing and your sausage into a sausage
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Hmm very insightful, yes.
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TIHI
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Does the mouth not connect to the anus? So oral sex would also make you a roundabout kind of sausage?
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We're all shit sausages.
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I think you'd also have to stick you penis through a mincer first; please make sure you do that next time. You surely deserve the darwin award for this one.
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Well I say it's haggis!
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Well this is going to cause people to look at Jimmy Dean differently.