The mirror says I'm a 1 but I'm really an 11
The mirror says I'm a 1 but I'm really an 11
Cross posted from: https://piefed.zip/post/506696
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Mirrors shatter when I look at them. Children run away crying when I pass. Women scream and vomit when they see me. My mother says "you're such a handso-... Bwahahahhah!! Oh I can't even finish that with a straight face..."
The world just physically cannot handle how attractive I am!
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Central Inferiority Agency
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I hate how sometimes I have unironic (or semi-ironic) thoughts that the CIA is doing ____ to me for ____.
Yeah, I've got Havana Syndrome. Been Havana Good Time all month.