1mo ago

Say it slowly.

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- Omg I'm stealing this
  
  As you should, just as I stole it from another user, who also likely stole it from another, who surely stole it from the user before them.
  You carry the torch now, and on it shall go for generations, slowly becoming more and more artifacted from re-uploads to the point of being nigh unreadable!
  
  Got the best copy, but I had to dip into Facebook to get it -- shudders
  
  I am about to find a less cropped version, and I couldn't help but appreciate Gemini explaining the post:
- Is that because you were English?
- Love the cropping on the B
  
  It's actually 3etter do you have a fucking problem reading?
- heat, I like it
I'm thinking 8 as you could stress the ass or the hole
- Don't stress the asshole.
  
  Don't tell me what to do.
  
  Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
  
  You can stress mine, bigboy.
  (You'll need to take me out for dinner afterwards. Nothing fancy, some fish and chips will do.)
- 9 because you could also stress the entirety of asshole
Crop it slowly.
7 if you only stress one word, but if you stress two words it gets even better.
- I never said he licked my asshole
- Stress all the words!
I’ve definitely said this sentence enough times to know that there are more than seven meanings, especially if you either shout this sentence or whisper it.
9, you could monotone it all, and you could make the last word interrogative.
That fact stresses me immensely.
Uhm.
I might be missing something, but when I say it out loud I only get 6. I'm not sure which word I'm not stressing either.
- Try saying it louder.
- Stressing each word gives a different meaning to the sentence and considering that there are 7 words, it means there are possible 7 meanings if you stress one word.
  
  I would argue that stressing "never" or "said" both have the same meaning.
- Take this helpful explanation from Gemini:
This is funny but it would be better if we weren’t all distracted by the absolute shit picture. I tend to just laugh then downvote this garbage effort whether intentional or not.

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