ralph
ralph
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Ralph sold me a lifetime supply of fentanyl
(I don’t do fentanyl so none is a lifetime supply)
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A lifetime of fent can also be a very small amount if you od
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Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he'll be high for the rest of his life.
Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he'll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.
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Good boy ralph
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When I met Ralph, he actually gave me enough fentanyl to overdose every day for a century.
(I haven't met Ralph [A false precondition says nothing about the truth of the postcondition])
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Why is the dog getting yelled at for licking its paws?
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The paws have fent residue
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It's the only way I can feel like a man
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Just because you comb your hair, Fezzig, you ain't foolin' me!
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Did you mean Fizzgig?
Edit: not sure what to make of the fact that my autocorrect didn't even try to correct me there.
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Yeah! Haha!
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Ralph roofied my neighbors great dane
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His ass is not an expert on what grows flowers. And to be honest, I think he sells bunk fentanyl as well!