Came here to say this. If you think Canada doesn't exist, stop using maple syrup forever. But wait till you read about Finland, the actual country that doesn't exist!
The ELITES won't let you go there because "You'll freeze to death, you clueless idiot, you're wearing a store brand parka and jeans."
Yoopers. Canada is Shang-Gra-La for Yoopers, that mythical land where hosers eat poutine and speak in the true tongue.
I never seen a Canada how do I know they exist?
Ever flown from Europe to the US or vice versa? Then you've been above Canada.
Yeah those layovers on Baffin Island are popular