I always try to aim for euclids usually along the lines of "Just plain weird and kinda horrifying but not an existential threat to more than a few people at once, sometimes even helpful if in a way you wish it wasn't."
Do you have an example of an SCP like this?
So these are my own, though I don't have ones posted prior to my migration to lemmy during the great exodus.
And somehow the coke can has a higher kill count
Diabetes is a bitch.