Dad Jokes @lemmy.world slothrop @lemmy.ca 3w ago I Used To Have A Job At The Calendar Factory... ...until I got fired for taking a couple of days off.
When I met my wife, her parents literally worked at a calendar factory. This year, that factory closed down (not for missing days AFAIK, though).I sent her this but I felt bad about it.
I think the candy factory has better work conditions: I took a couple of dates too but they only pruned my time while eating
Your days were numbered to begin with