Choose one.
Choose one.
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3
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7 all the way. Riding my trusty steed to face the day! Slowly.
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With a bare ass grinding the shell (non-sexual).
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I'm reading this whilst taking a shit, so... 2 I guess?
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2, stage 4 hemmy showed up. Time to get a doctor to put a new hole in my ass.
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Good luck with the hemmie homie
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riding my slug.
holding my lance.
moisturized. vibin.
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That's a snail, not a slug, but the source material probably said "Schnecke" so you still get full points
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7 is goal but I'm just a 3
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Def #4
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Wishing I was an 8, while in reality being just a 4.
In
Many
Ways
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"Waddaya mean I got no pants?"
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2 looks like they're having a really, really bad day.
They're freebleeding