It's as if this meme template was created just for Trump.

Sounds like the kind of excuse that could be confirmed by releasing the Epstein files.

So he had valuable inside info about how a pedo ring operated?

Just to check: This is an attempt to exonerate him? Not incriminate?

And the MAGA chumps who believe it have been clowns the whole time

As if anything would happen to Trump. Justice is only for the paupers, the elite will protect their useful idiot that does so well distracting the populace.

I'm never going to get bingo at this rate lmfao

i'd believe it if he could pronounce FBI