"I just got the viral [INSERT YOUR PRODUCT NAME HERE]"

the Dubai chocolate is fucking disgusting. $12 bucks for a packet of what's mostly ground up mealy pistachio wrapped in a thin layer of mid-ass choco.

legit just buy $12 of Hershey and wipe your ass with it, you'll get more value

There is a store near me that sells the chocolate for $5/square, but they still ask if you want to donate 20c to charity.
if you're buying international cloacalate, why are you not buying from belgium?
- If you want a somewhat unique flavor, try Cote d'Or. I always thought it stood out.
  Pralines, then Neuhaus or Leonidas (for availability also) unless you can walk into a chocolatier locally, then definitely that.

I have never. In my life. Seen a Harris hat. I'm sure they exist, but I haven't seen people actually wearing them!

Because normal people don't do stupid shit like that
But you have to remember: "both sides!".
My mom got me this one as a gift when they came out:
- there were a couple of these at the church i play music at. not a single redhat. it took some doing to find a church like that.
I like to imagine they all just got exported to Canada so that a completely unrelated politician who happens to also have the surname Harris could match that denim cap to their Canadian tuxedo

https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2025/06/27/how-labubu-dolls-took-over-the-internet/

Much of the dolls’ popularity has been credited to Blackpink (and White Lotus) star Lisa, who has been one of the most prominent Labubu fans, but many celebrities such as Rihanna, Dua Lipa and Kim Kardashian have been spotted with the dolls.

Notable white men.

Ahh yes, China, the country of white men, and Asia, the white men region.

How is the man's skin color relevant here? I don't get why people have to pointlessly separate stuff by skin color

OP needs everyone to know that they're morally pure enough to recognize that these noble savages are objectively superior to the Bad Race™

What the fuck is the green chocolate stuff?

I believe it’s Dubai Chocolate. I am not super up on my Internet trends but some shops around here have been advertising it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_chocolate
- I work at a place that sells it. It's like twenty something dollars. Please don't buy that overpriced grinch feces stuffed chocolate bar named after one of the worst cities on this planet.
- So the primary ingredient is lead?
- That sounds delicious
uranium-235😋
Maybe one of those stupidly expensive Dubai chocolates?

Nobal savage posting

Plus they're speaking English