Dear Americans, Enjoy

Trump hasn't been seen on a bicycle in days. Some say he can't ride a bicycle anymore! He may not be healthy enough to ride at all!!

he plays so much golf people think he is dead.

They'll say democrats did the murder, then enact martial law.

swan lake intensifies

Wishcasting the deaths of people we don't like is a national past time.

Only the good die young, the bad live seemingly forever.

I mean, she is from Kharkiv, they are the experts on the matter of electing a dead mayor

I hope she wins too