I cannot argue with this
I cannot argue with this
I cannot argue with this
The quintuple bypass
My favorite.
Thanks y'all for giving me a good laugh!
A disgusting meatball on bread.
Chest clincher.
Artery Hardener
Christ-o-pha, halp!
Therapist, halp!
Widowmaker.
MeatBrick: a culinary hate crime.
5 patties? i call that a waist of food.
You won't have a waist if you keep eating like that.
Fatties patties
American breakfast.
The second coming of the triple bi-pass burger.
The Unhinger, after the movement you need to perform with your jaws to take a bite
that burger is so fucking good
hamberder
It looks like it has the worst meat to bread to cheese ratio I've ever seen on a burger
Seriously. Remove one patty, add a bunch of pickles, and some lettuce, tomato, whatever, and maybe we can talk... about emergency phone numbers and my insurance card. But I'd probably negotiate for the center patty, too.
fuck pickles on burgers
It needs at least twice as much cheese before I'd eat it.
spotted the american
Sextuple bypass.
Hambesity!
a family of four's weekly protein requirement
Edible cardiac arrest
Royale Flush with Cheese
That's going to take more than one flush.
Big Hamburger.
I like that. Simple. Straightforward. To the point. No flashy PR nonsense because it doesn't need a hype man. It's just a big burger.
Want a big burger? Here's a big burger.
Invisible to RFK
Herdberger
Colon Calamity
Reginald II
The latin name for this monstrosity is actually: "Metaphorus Americanus" or "shut up and slam this giant nasty grease bomb into your gut"
The Crazy One.
You really want to put part of him/her in your mouth, but you know it's a really bad idea.
think juciy meat sandwich
Il McStatunitense
Beefburger
Damnburger.
Five cow burger
"The Pentattack"
At In-N-Out, it would be a 5x5 (five by five). That sounds reasonable to me.
The Donald.
Personally, as a US American, I find it offensive that other languages are so specific and pedantic about their foods that you can't even call a dish "noodles" without a thirty down votes and at least one 20,000 word essay on why you're wrong and why you're wrong for being wrong and yet here we are, several minutes into a thread and nobody's pointed out that this is a cheeseburger.
Also, its name would be Lucas.
I could see an argument for a cheeseburger being a type of hamburger.
All cheeseburgers are hamburgers, not all hamburgers are cheeseburgers
It is, but if you ask for a hamburger with cheese, I'm going to look at you weird, and I'll ask if you want the cheese melted.
Username checks out
Or is this a Grilled Cheese?