lego whitewashing child murder

Tbf, he probably did this to some of them.

They turned a bunch of them into inquisitors.

This isn’t necessarily any better, there are some fates worse than death

Like being forced to watch the prequels
- The prequels had some great world building and interesting scenes.
  I'll gladly watch the prequels of my own free will. It's the sequels that are hell.
- Or something even more heinous, Disney Star Wars
Like being forced to listen to Anakin's thesis.

Reminds me of the fact that the DHS released a video showing Darth Vader as the hero cutting down all things the conservatives are riled up about! And as defense they literally said

Not to spoil the plot, but as any Star Wars fan knows, Darth Vader is also Anakin Skywalker. I don’t think DHS needs to regale the American public on the heroism of Skywalker. They know.

Our all time favorite child murdering hero!

Just getting them nice and cozy before deportation

"deportation"

I love Legos (the physical blocks), but making them into movies and comics is so insanely asinine, especially when they just literally recreate better forms of media with a shitty, weird, truncated copy.

The lego movies were masterful pieces of cosmic horror and to call them truncated copies of media is to admit you weren't paying attention.
- The Lego Batman movie is literally the second best Batman movie, after Mask of the Phantasm.

Fake News. Vader was a great baby sitter. Some might even say he was the best baby sitter. Also his saber was yuge. Anyone that suggests that he might have harmed the children or was inappropriate with the children is guilty of treason and should be deported. And there is no list of people that might have harmed these children because the children weren't harmed. Even if there was a list it was made up by windu and can't be trusted, we can't risk ruining someone's life over made up charges. Now excuse me while I exile a bunch of people that spread lies and Vader and the emperor without any due process. Those people will be perfectly happy on their new planet of Alderaan.