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Sex toy thrown onto field during Vikings-Titans

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A sex toy was thrown onto the field during the Tennessee Titans' preseason finale Friday night as the string of disruptions that have affected multiple WNBA games made their way to the NFL.

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Upon further review, we find reports of a dildo on the field are credible, but it turns out the dildo was just Tom Brady.
Sauce for the goose...
Obviously nothing at all should be thrown into the area of competition, whatever the sport.
If not for common decency, then because it could upset the over/under.
I find this so much funnier and less objectionable than I do when it's on a WNBA Court. You might think that's because they're Men playing instead of women and that's the source of being different for me. But you'd be wrong. It's the field. It's funny on grass. On hardwood it's just gross. I don't know why I don't make the rules just is.
- Imagine watching a Knicks @ Celtics game on TV and seeing a dildo fly through the air, landing suction cup down, flapping back and forth on the court from the momentum. Only a hardwoord floor can get that kind of comedy
Damn, sex toys are pricy. Like, as much as a hot dog at an NFL stadium.
- A purple dildo is cheaper than an NFL hot dog.
  
  And brings more joy!

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