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I prefer when they wave a light over me.
If the magic light isn't available then I opt for one of Phlox's frankencreature treatments.
- You get a bat-leach! and you get a bat-leach! And you give me your Batleth and I'll give you a bat-leach! Bat-Leaches for everyone!
  
  This is why everyone disliked Phlox's medical prowess. It worked but at what cost?
I mean that is kind of like saying doctors go to is medicine since the hypospray is just the syringe.
- Yes, but usually* doctors will at least say what kind of shot they’re giving (and if you’re lucky, tell you why).
  _{* I guess there’s a non-zero possibility of it not always being the case.}
Just use the tele-porter, it fixes everything… except when it doesn’t.
In the good old days, the doctor would make you lay on a weird electric bed and a creepy "thrum-thrum" noise would keep track of your heartbeat.
- Having come off a rewatch, they leaned hard on that biobed.

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