I love the word "creature" because it just sounds so much more mysterious and funny than a "cat".
Like I got this wonderful weird creature inside my house, its so warm, so squishy, vibrates a weird sound (purring), it can fit in a backpack as a travel companion (like walk around the neighborhood, not long distance travel lol).
Its so soft and squishy, I must touch the belly (its not a trap, at least for the first few seconds of touching its free real estate).
....♠️ ♠️
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