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1w ago

Mage Armor

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A fun thing people often forget about Mage Armor is that you can cast it on other people, which is occasionally even helpful!
Mage hand. Target: testicles.
- Ponder the blue ~~orb~~ balls
Bad plan, wizards are usually very squishy.
- Good plan, the wizard makes a better shield/weapon when they stop squirming (aka die)
  
  Check his pockets, he might have a phylactery.
  
  Wouldn't carrying an actual shield be easier and be more durable?
Wizard: I shall also wear armour.
Fantasy lore: no, you can't wear that.
Wizard: why? I'm going to be fighting too. I don't want to get stabbed by the first guy I see and die.
Fantasy lore: no, it wouldn't be fair on the giant dragon or the deamons I'm sending you to fight. Enjoy your robe.

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