She wanted to Food Touchy, but we currently have a policy of No Food Touchy

This policy is bulls**t! You food apes are morons!

-Cat, probably

Very disappointed feline. Harumph.

I’ve got a little man cat who always needs to get a sniff of anything you are eating. He doesn’t want to eat or nab any of it, but he has to get that little sniff and then he’s fine, not once has he ever tried to eat or steal people food. I think it’s adorable and I just assume he’s looking out for me and making sure it’s not poison.

Mine does the same. I greet her by gently blowing in her face so she knows what I might have had to eat while I was away.
You should pretend you're going to eat some food that is off and see if he acts differently. Report back!
- He grabbed at my hand to stop me! He is looking out for me! What a neat little dude, I love him so much.

My cat waits for nothing when it comes to food. Every meal is an exercise in surprise strikes if he isn't locked out of the room. Chaos is his playground.

Ah I miss the subreddit r/touchthafishy

You monsters!!

I love the inclusion of "currently"- has the implication that this is temporary/new and she will not stand for it

She's protesting against government interference in the food market

tbf i have a policy of no touchy too but my cat has a policy of pls mum eyes which override it

The ears pointed back in that one shot is such a pouty look for not getting her way.

I had a cat (Sharptooth) that would look out the window over his shoulder and try to paw food off your plate. RIP Sharpie, he was the best kitty

my condolences

Okay, but what is going on with that sandwich?

Chicken and lettuce
- IZ BIRD!
  Touchy bird.

I mean is tuna, touchy is only the preliminaries…

It's chicken
- Oh, I see, my bad. Anyway chicken is also a favorite for them so watch your sandwich :)
- If tuna is chicken of the sea, then it follows that chicken is only tuna of the land. Touch tha fishy.