chess rule

I don't remember establishing the rule 🤔

Checkers are fine, though.

Rules were made to be broken

that's not what i meant when i said i had to pawn my ass

I’m taking this as a challenge now

Is this anarchy chess or chess for squares?

Are there any chess pieces, that are safe for that purpose?

Too late. There's blood now. Lots of blood.

What about the board?