I've read this book to my kids, except the kitten was trying to be a unicorn. It has a happy ending.That kitten mushroom can be anything it wants to be!
Itty-Bitty Kitty-Corn.It's a sweet little children's book that's banned in my kids' school district. I'm honestly surprised the conservatives understood the metaphor.
"Foolish human. I may be smol now, but I will not forget this indignity. My revenge will be sublime... or maybe I'll just shit on the bed sheets."
Fool. In time, I shall shed this mortal coil and be absorbed and manifest into more mushrooms than you can imagine.
I will never have a vulva :(
Nothing is impossible!